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22.. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21.. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

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20.. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

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19.. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

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18.. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

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17.. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven

Zero Four)

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16.. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he

steps out.

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15.. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in

Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

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14.. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep

down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

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13.. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

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12.. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several

times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says

Zed)

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11.. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh!

British Style!!!!"

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10.. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

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9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

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8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

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7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

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6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it

for the first time.

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5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

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4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

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Few more important

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3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he

traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.

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2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the

bag on Indian Roads.

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Ultimate one:

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US or UK...." or "When I was in US. or UK....."